Which one has the herpes?

No homo.

That joke is gay.

Do Muslims golf?

A mimbo?

1st Ammendment.

If she didn’t think what she did was wrong, why did she feel compelled to lie about it?

#AllTakesMatter

He was a real Prince for saving the girl with the rasberry hoodaye.

Obviously you are not a golfer.

The Barry Bonds treatment?

I am still going to attend to my Zyka abortion awareness ponds just in case there is not a cure for this by July.

Quimby: There’s a thousand dollar leaving-town tax!

I’m sorry that that happened to you.

Fucking concern police blaming the GOP for a felon walking around with body parts in her purse.

They apparently did not accept Obamacare.

But, Obamacare.

FDR was President for four terms. I think it was because he was able to withhold information because he too used his own e-mail server.

A sausage with legs running around, Carlos Danger, you stud, you.