A sausage with legs running around, Carlos Danger, you stud, you.

That and if you were half man half sausage, which way would you have it, tops or tails?

Good job man, isolate anyone with a different idea than yours. Let them nurture that insane thought until it tells them to shoot up the campus.

If you need your safe space, why don’t we go back to segregation? Why would you want the same education as an evil white man anyway?

Absolutely. He should have catered to the audience and condoned the theft of intellectual property.

Somewhat serious question, if a penis is exposed and no one sees it, is it indecent exposure?

In a related story, Jerry Jones just signed Stubblefield to a two year, 15 million dollat contract.

This is Rick Snyder’s fault. That motherfucker should drink dirty water for 30 days.

Have a nice trip! See you next fall.

I agree that after they have done their time, their right to vote should be restored.

Eileen, prisoners are the new heroes. They should have supervoting power because this one prisoner on this one show at this one prison was really smart. He read the business pages.

This would be a good Funbag question.

I’m (HIV) positive this is wrong.

Obama’s plan must be working.

Vegans are the worst.

We aren’t saying retarded anymore. It’s a feelings hurter.

I thought 2 + 2 = fish.

I woke up feeling this way this morning too. I would also like my employee discount.

Flash your meat ID, you will be fine.

If only there was a state law to prevent cities, counties or podunk towns from making insane laws like this.