Because they came from Cleveland, they were going to be the Baltimore Abortions.

Those are definitely air quote friends.

Say what you want about Adolf Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

At least this creep can’t vote.

I would consider leaving a foot long for someone to see. I think I would put a toothpick with a flag on it to claim it in the name of Darbe.

Take away the Senator’s penises!!!!

If Ishmael had a different view of Ahab, Moby Dick could have been a shorter book.

I think he is going to wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette and ask for Daryl or Daryl or his other cousin Daryl.

Fuuuuock, I hate this country!

Are hand jobs illegal? Would jail time be of concern for someone that has given a hand job?

He can dislike anyone he wants. Unfortunately, for him, he choses to be dismissive based on gender.

I think people change what they do and think over 20 years.

His advice includes playing golf, getting even, and always having a prenuptial agreement. It is thoroughly off-putting, and manages to completely contradict much.....

24 star penalty for incorrectly playing the race card.

Less stars for you.

JE, you are the Third Reich to make this....ah nevermind.

You are the reason Kinja should have a system that would take stars away.

Jezebel is also about Zika abortions.

The Kronkes wouldn’t realize if they got punched in the nuggets.

You are totally missing Zika abortions.