Novak, please redistribute 70% of your earnings because

Well, OK, as long as you are speaking for all women tennis players every where, I guess you got this one under control.

Who is Donald J. Drumpf?

Right you are ma’am.

I feel like Jesus would have hung out in New Orleans.

I would go with “Everyone Please Like Me Food”

Mirza also added that she felt compelled to “do something” the only way she knew how: “What can a little brown girl do? Well, I can make something. I can do comedy.”

I only made it a Third, Reich watched the whole thing.

GregSamsa dies in ditch.

Who is Drumpf?

Meanwhile, Hillary is running unopposed and can’t wrap it up.

JE, I heard you are the Third Reich to vote for Trump.

Who is Drumpf?

Why would Okung do such a thing?

But Obamacare.

“Dick Vitale wouldn’t put a number on it, but he raised his hand to indicate a high water mark and said he’d “rate it as one of the all time shockers.”

That’s OK.

Trump seems like a Jezebel commentor with his Tweets.

This would have been a strong case for abortion, but your mom’s idea was probably to trap the man into a marriage.

You sound like a dad that brags that he changes diapers.