Damn it! Now the Gawd damn abortion rates are going to increase in Illinois.

Aw shit, now all of the Dewey decimal numbers are going to skew left.

They let fat guys stay in Milwaukee?

Eating disorder: eating your dessert before you eat your steak.

I think it would be better for him to decide to build a wall.

Pig blood.

I heard he was a failed carpenter and that he didn’t have a real job until he was 40.

Probably has sickle cell anemia too.

I think Bernie Sanders would have bought the protesters a tuna sandwich on a crescent role.

I’ve posted this before bur he is Clinton 92's Ross Perot.

Or is it a photoshop job by The Slot because his natural color is not rediculous enough?

Are you threatening Bernie?

I knew John Mayer was a Berniebro!

But he is so rich and good looking. Why would he rape anyone?

Jonathan Papelbon Is Back With The Nationals, And Not Choking Anyone (Yet)

The truth is out there.

+1 Glen CoCo reference.

That is the tip distribution system that the restaurant set up.

Also, don’t date only children.

People are complex PersnicketyPants. At least intelligent people are.