Aw shit, now all of the Dewey decimal numbers are going to skew left.

They let fat guys stay in Milwaukee?

Eating disorder: eating your dessert before you eat your steak.

I think it would be better for him to decide to build a wall.

Pig blood.

I heard he was a failed carpenter and that he didn’t have a real job until he was 40.

Probably has sickle cell anemia too.

I think Bernie Sanders would have bought the protesters a tuna sandwich on a crescent role.

I’ve posted this before bur he is Clinton 92's Ross Perot.

Or is it a photoshop job by The Slot because his natural color is not rediculous enough?

Are you threatening Bernie?

I knew John Mayer was a Berniebro!

But he is so rich and good looking. Why would he rape anyone?

Jonathan Papelbon Is Back With The Nationals, And Not Choking Anyone (Yet)

The truth is out there.

+1 Glen CoCo reference.

That is the tip distribution system that the restaurant set up.

Also, don’t date only children.

People are complex PersnicketyPants. At least intelligent people are.

As a secondary place to put scorn, do any of the women who were paid off to shut up about Bill’s activity rate on the scale?