You think you drove the Altima, it was actually the new Titan.

I’ve heard this argument before. Just because 90% of consumers will take it doesn’t really mean they should. For the money there are many other cars in this segment that are sensible and also offer value. The Maxima used to be a wonderful value. It really isn’t anymore. The Accord is still a wonderfully driving sedan…

The Maxima and its “4DSC” crap has always been a lie. You liked it because it was your first car and pretty much all gearheads think fondly of their first cars, no matter how crappy and stupid they were as performance vehicles.

I do find it amazing I have never hit anyone scrolling through my music collection or mail messages on my phone while on the freeway. Sometimes I think to myself, did I even look up for the last 30 seconds?

... I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

Somewhat related.

As they say, it’s like not having sex with your girlfriend, to save her for the next guy.

Why do people put those stupid bra things on the front end? Yeah it protects the paint, but what’s the point of keeping the paint looking nice if it’s wearing that fugly shit all the time?

See, what you said is a cause for confusion - not your comments per-se, but the way these things work. If what wooley_bear above said is true, then a BMW or Audi would last that long as well, but they don’t. Or is there something inherently wrong with them that they break-down irrespective of maintenance schedule? My…

China is actually one step ahead of everyone there because their MagLev is already in actual use.

Who fucking cares...

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

“pfff, I’m not impressed”
-Gawker commentor commenting from toilet on phone at dead end job

Agree with the general sentiment. Most new engineering projects tend to peg low on the MythBusters scale of excitement. Having said that, this is still freakin’ sweet—America’s finally getting maglev! And not just maglev, but like the railgun of maglevs!

Lucky for you, fashion designers are bringing back hideous straight leg pants next fall.

I’d be scared to ride a bicycle over the speed limit in Virginia.

I live in VA and agree. This car is something a cop would do a U-turn on, just to follow it until it did something wrong, or the officer just found your license plate has 3 screws instead of 4 or the tint is too dark, even though they just let 50 Suburbans with darker tint go by without batting an eye.

“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…

Whoa, he didn’t say “respectable” he said “grounded”. Way different words!

I think I know which Youtuber Channel he saw as inpiration.