So many AE86 SR5 parts!

"As Nigatu and Clayton note—we almost never refer to men as "males" in this way."

Trucks, especially little ones, can be super useful. My first car in high school was an '87 Ranger, and that thing was a great buy. Excellent fuel economy, and I could use it for things that you couldn't use a car for. Putting a ton of scrap metal in the bed and towing a small trailer with more for the FFA scrap metal…

OMG, cage it and throw a race bucket and flyscreen on, and I think I found my new daily.

I totally believe this. Once you strip away all the extra weight, the motorhome spec suspension acts as if the hubs are welded directly to the frame.

We're going to hold you to this one, Torch.

Hell, if we're taking this revolting thought-experiment this far, and it looks like I am, why limit ourselves to what's under the hood? Instead of using dead animal skin to cover your seats like we love to do now, what if that skin was still living? Seats would self-repair if torn or cut, the option to have your seats…

I just looked it up and found out you can get a 6-speed manual. I wasn't expecting that.

I'd also much rather stay overnight in a B2 too.

I'm fairly certain if Elon wanted a stealth bomber, he'd just build a more advanced one for himself.

"The floor of the hanger is always wet for some reason."

I think I'd be more likely to cross-shop a Renegade with a 500 Abarth than a 500x.

The FRS is a little underpowered and overpriced? It's got more power than the Celica GT-S did, and adjusted for inflation is around the same price. Just saying.

When I was 23 I bought a brand new Evo VIII for about that price.

FUN FACT: When I was a 16-year-old dumbass I had a TRD badge on the trunk of my first car, an automatic Toyota Corolla, because I was REALLY INTO CARS and had seen The Fast and The Furious way too many times. (I'm not proud of any of this.) But now Toyota thinks actual TRD tuner models can lure in the youths.

What was special? Like the 1992, this one is black. Unlike the 1992 car, this one has a brilliant red interior, the only time a red interior was fitted to an NA Miata. As standard, it had the 14-inch BBS wheels, headrest speakers, sport suspension, front and rear spoilers, a rear skirt, and air conditioning.

Why get a Vasectomy when you could buy a beater Porsche 924 for the same price?

Suprised this hasn't been a Tavarish article yet.

This argument taken to its logical conclusion is that art museums should be shut down because only people who enjoy art go to them, there's very little chance the average person can ever afford a real Monet or Picasso; that hypercars shouldn't be built because no one ever drives them, they just rot in climate…

In this day and age, we need "Paid off student loans" parties.