It really is though, and this is coming from someone who has a soft spot for weird looking cars.

Considering Ferrari sues everybody, Jalopnik getting sued wouldn't even show up on the radar.

We get it. The US has Scion, and the GT86 is the Toyota version's name. But damn it, it's the same bloody car, and while 86 actually has some retro callback meaning in Toyotanese, FR-S is just confusing.

"Why am I the only one who likes the Panamera?... I admit right up front that I have no concept of "good styling""

Ford showed some promise back in 2004 with the GT and the (then) new Mustang, but that couldn't have predicted how strong Fords lineup has become across the board. Who would have thought Ford would be making one of the best hot hatches on the market?

And once again, the answer for everything is the answer for everything..

If you're looking for the most knife-edged, nimble-handling car around, you find yourself one with the engine behind the driver. There are reasons, though, why car designers choose to sling their engines up front. Way up front.

"..using two passenger-converted B-24 Liberators"

Would watch.

Probably a Toyota Corolla. Those don't seem to set anyone's hair on fire.

My girlfriend (without knowing about the El Camino or related Ute's) has many times said how companies need to make a vehicle that drives and is sized like a car, but has a cargo bed like a truck. In all honesty, I feel utes would be way more useful in heavily developed areas than a conventional truck would be. I for…

The wheels aren't staggered. It's just so large that the perspective is creating an optical illusion.

Orlov'ing just started to describe yet another type of fail. You don't like Top Gear, do you Raph?

"[The Evo] will not exist as we know it," Okamoto said in Paris. "It will be replaced in spirit by an SUV with high performance."

It's still small? Really? I couldn't find my AE86 Corolla in the parking lot the other day because one of these monsters parked next to me and completely hid it from view.

Careful everyone. Americans love for displacement over everything is the reason we got the Nissan S-chassis with the KA24 over the lovely turbocharged SR20DET.

If I were rich, I'd want to put together a car collection solely for trolling other rich enthusiasts. My garage would be graced with the likes of Mondials, 986's (always referred to as such, not a Boxster, you pleb), non-GT3 and non-turbo 996's, and cloned versions of high performance musclecars. Fake Buick GSX's and…

That's what Test Drive Unlimited 2 is for.