Only 1.000 Dollars for a beloved dog when these people have so much money? Not so beloved after all?

Oh gosh, yeah. I knew a girl like that once and she was the type who talked trash behind your back all the time. But that's why she didn't like other women. Pot meet kettle.

Where's Berlin on this list?

It's great that that particular dog was awesome with kids. Many are not, though, mostly because they have asshole owners. I was chased by a dog around the playground when I was three or four, and the owner just laughed it off.

How moronic do you have to be to think that someone seriously wakes up one morning and thinks, "oh, what a lovely day to commit suicide!"?

Even if you feel like dogs are your children, they clearly don't mix well with the other children (i.e. human children.) How hard is that to understand?

Do your own abortion? That doesn't sound safe...

Schwanz. ;)

Because "pray for XX" doesn't mean anything except that you, too, want to be somehow associated with the topic.

Draco Malfoy is on Twitter now?!

Detailing when he has to spread 'em?

That's awful. I feel bad for his girlfriend. He doesn't sound very smart or empathetic either.

Is it like virgin olive oil?

I once sprained my ankle while running. The doctor told me I'm not fit enough and should do more sports. Where did she think I sprained my ankle, on the couch?

"We don't comp anything ugly" - anyTHING?!?!

It's not. "Hakka" (taking the "san" as a honorific) can mean, depending on the characters, either ignition/combustion (which I wish this dude would just spontaneously do), peppermint or twenty days (the span of time he'll harrass that lady over text).

There are two uses of "whomever" in this article that confuse me as a non-native speaker.

I'm pretty sure the word is harebrained.

Her smile looks very uncomfortable somehow.

All I can say is I'm kinda surprised the women don't seemed to be photoshopped to perfection.