So much this.   Really speaks to the character of the seller.   As always - buy the seller.

CP just for putting this at the end of the ad:

I use mine to root for truffles.

Starred for “crush some pussy”. That gave me a giggle.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

Starred for “Soviet parade.”

This truck is like a four foot penis. Impressive? Sure.

CP at any price. There are so many red flags on this one it is like a Soviet Parade.

It’s almost like, defensive riding is a real thing that should be practiced at all times. 

It’s a funny thing about exhaust pipes - make them as loud as you want, they still point behind you, alerting the world of your departure not your arrival.

No one has ever raised any issue with Michael Phelps’ genetic advantages when it comes to swimming. No, instead they praise him for having a “perfect body” for swimming

I’m GONNA PULL TWO MUSCLES

really, just skip over the entire Bay Area..damn!

I can see it now: Packed houses of thirtysomething white dudes who are going to pull a muscle they didn’t know they had 30 seconds into the opening track.

Why the fuck are these maniacs armed in the first place? That psychopath needs to be arrested and charged with attempted murder and ICE needs to be disbanded.

Holy shit, ICE is making me feel a little sympathetic to the NYPD.

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace. 

This is a slice of a larger problem, which is “who gets to pick X thing?”

We’re really going to lament the absence of a manual tranny in a car that is exclusively purchased by their owners to have someone else drive them around in it?

That’s nada lada changes.