I rode my bike from Los Feliz to the Civic Center every day for three years in the bike lane on Sunset. That bike lane would be way safer if it were protected. LA is a relatively flat city where it never rains or gets below 50 degrees; perfect for biking. The only thing keeping it from being popular is the lack of…

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Eh, my baby was cut out of my abdomen and I wasn’t present. Anesthesia sucks. For like, 12 hours, missing it was The Worst Thing Ever.

honestly maybe I’m just a terrible mom but SAME SAME HARD SAME. 

good god this is inane. having been present for the births of both of my children, missing them would not have been The Worst Thing Ever, and could be made up easily through the mandatory decades of subsequent parenting.

My neighborhood Facebook page is filled with paranoid white people. If someone farts wrong, that merits a neighborhood warning. I guarantee there will be an unfortunate interaction with a black person that's going to make CNN. 

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

The last question is the most important one.

I would call this a case of attempted suicide or an overdose of the ever popular drug “white privilege.  

I sincerely hope you don’t get stabbed! 

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

The only false equivalency I hate more than “if a white person said that it would be racist” is “but the Irish were treated just as bad”.

I’m really into this new trend of the alt-right putting themselves in situations where they know everybody hates them, begging to get beaten up, and then getting beaten up. They get to feel like victims and the rest of the world gets to enjoy them getting beaten up and laugh at them for thinking they look like victims.…

A lumpy chinstrap getting his ass handed to him by an old man isn’t political violence.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

Look, if I’d known this punk rock performance might contain disrespectful words directed toward oppressive authority figures, I never would’ve come.

Getting your ass kicked by Mike Ness, apparently.

I don’t endorse violence of any kind, but, honestly, if you’re a Trump supporter what the fuck are you doing at a punk rock concert to begin with?

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.