I know that he made it the old-fashioned way.

“I don’t know where your heart’s going to lead you.”

You rank the C4 Grand Sport above, say, the ‘63 split-window? The begrudgingly handsome C7 ZR-1? The ‘69 Stingray?

I think that’s more true for people who know cars. To the untrained eye, even older Jags look expensive.

A C5 Z06???? Makes you look rich? By rich do you mean in the eyes of someone whom would support Roy Moore? Or whom would “thank I sure do have a purty mouth”?

“Uh, Chef Batali, sir, I know a good cook will taste his food before serving it, and all, but... maybe we could let the, uh, customer have a taste, too?”

i agree that the subprime industry is crazy, but in 2008 the economy didn’t tank because people couldn’t pay their subprime mortgages. the economy tanked because people couldn’t pay their mortgages and the mortage-backed derivatives based on those loans were sold and traded on a massive scale, permeating to almost…

The Mazda 929.... wow. I forgot about that piece of 90s Mazda.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Right. It’s like saying, “All I need to be a millionaire is a million dollars.”

Other coaches who would win all their games with a starting five of late-prime KGs:

This was really well done, Albert. Like most fans, I don’t have the time (and probably don’t have the acumen) to do this type of statistical analysis — even though the data is out there. Really appreciate you taking the time and am hoping for more like this.

Dad, you need to log off.

As happy as I am about this result, I feel like there are 650,000 residents of Alabama who cannot ever use the whole “family values” voter line again. EVER.

As usual, black women go hard in the paint.

Vineyard Vines, old boy.

Because he’s speedrunning. Getting to the end of the article with as few words read as possible is the most popular speedrunning category on the internet. 

Yeah, I think there’s something wrong with me.

Why would you not read the article