Not surprisingly, a teenage boy shows more maturity, poise, and sense of the occasion.

The truly amazing part of this story is that it took a teenage boy more than four strokes to finish.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

A little on the nose with the parallels to the Presidential election there, Universe.

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

Hell, you (or just about any woman) could have had a miscarriage and just thought it was a heavy period a week later and that would be “god’s” choice. But Steve King would throw you in jail if you decided for yourself.

Silly rabbit, bans only work on abortion rights and drugs, nothing else!

Sure, when the vast hordes of millions of apathetic people who also sit on the right side of history bother to take the 90 minutes out of their lives to vote these assholes out of office once and for all

So the right to an abortion is a clearly established, decades-long constitutional right. Can you imagine the fucking outcry if some Democrat introduced a bill to ban all firearms?

The secret of the cottage industry is that it’s a bunch of dudes unwilling to do what you just did. All the phrases like SJW, snowflake, and the ironic uses of triggered and safe space, they’re all cover for assholes who know they’re being assholes but are too immature to own it, so they have to shift the blame. It’s…

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Bill Simmons wants you to know that he met Tucker Max at a house party being thrown at Dane Cook’s house and he and Dane agree that Bill Simmons is nothing like Tucker Max.

The football talk just seems so insignificant and out of place after that intro.

Dave Portnoy is a 40 year old divorced man who is admired by millions of 19 year olds. The day he stops trying to drum up controversy or project a “us vs everyone else” mentality, is the day he wakes up and looks at what he is. Pathetic.

Having graduated in college in 2005, I had both the Tucker Max and Maddox books. I would like to believe I wasn’t as much of a POS as they were, but as I was gleefully gorging on their materials, its hard to argue otherwise. Great write-up on how things have and continue to change, and the accountability many of us…

Excellent intro, Drew.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.