Don’t worry, this bike will remain stock and in original-looking condition. I have a Ducati 996 as well. There’s just something about this era of motorcycle.

He’s talking about period-correct accessories and new-old-stock parts to replace the lightly scratched ones - I don’t think you have to worry.

t’s a vinyl bra, so the button on your jeans doesn’t scratch the paint. Also you tuck the bill of your hat into the top so you can put it on after you take your helmet off. We had lots of Rad hair in the 90's so as soon as a helmet came off, a hat must go on.

That depends on where you live. If you live in white suburbia, then yes, I can see that. But here in NYC I would say the ratio of white men to minorities who ride are much closer to parity if not skewed in the other direction.

I miss riding a motorcycle, but frankly the number of people distracted by their smart phones is alarming and very scary. However, if I did decide to start riding again, it probably wouldn’t be on an overpriced hunk of chrome.

pull the dick off a chocolate mouse

Starred. And thanks for the reminder. They can take their carefully cultivated faux-bro culture with them too.

One of the reasons young people don’t ride motorcycles — other than exorbitant pricing — is that most of the people you see riding motorcycles are men older than me, whiter than me, and fatter than me (and those last two take some serious effort). Not a look anybody aspires to achieve.

Well, it’s also an excuse to get those leather chaps out of the trunk.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Good.

(and take your irritating exhaust pipes with you on the way out of the USDM)

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

A good professional wrapper wouldn’t use glue. The one you purchased was half assed

I’ve read this type of comment before. Derivative at best.

Dis bitch gonna end up in a ditch, wrapped to wrecked withouta hitch, white trash dream like Jane Fonda, but this shit just a Honda.

ok?

I’m bustin’ all my critics, pimpin’ round in Honda civics. Errrbody loves a fast car, that’s why I roll the Type R.

For all of Kinja’s flaws, at least our Simpsons quotes can be seen in all their visual glory now.

[checks watch]