If you told me that there would Crosstrek WRX waiting at my dealer right now, I would drive up there trade in my WRX and get one of these. This thing would sell like hot cakes where I a from.

“Mommy, look I’m in the big-boy truck!”

I like diarrhea better than being stung to death by thousands of wasps, but they’re both bad. Diarrhea isn’t good when you’re surrounded by mean ol’ wasps. It’s still diarrhea.

Hey, don’t forget the phrase “psychological fight strategy” if we really want to be McGregor apologists.

“made a few provocative comments” is such a high minded way of cleaning up “said some racist stuff.”

I know it’s only been up for less than 20 minutes but this still needs more stars

“There are a lot of people who have made some bold claims about you silencing...maybe even killing opposition leaders. Does it hurt your feelings to have these slanderous claims made against you, when you’re obviously just a kind, gentle, elected leader of a free people?”

Really? ... Which part do you think is incorrect?

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

The fact that no Republicans care about this, and refuse to denounce it, let alone sign on for criminal prosecution or impeachment proceedings, makes me very uneasy. The way Cheetolini’s lawyers and little Benedict Donald’s lawyers continue to sign off on these stories that continually go from bad to worse, whilst…

Shifted, apparently, by pure telepathy.

Id wait in line to have the nurse rub some lotion on me.

Do you think that the current high cost of a Duke education was because they were paying the teachers too much?

But what about the free market? (Derp)

But remember, it’s anti-American to use the power of numbers to force rich people to abide by market forces!

Or something. I struggle to see how unionizing (i.e. a labor force trying to set an equitable level of compensation for their services in the same way that other participants in the market set prices) is…

Stupid fucking Joey Barton.

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

“These guys enjoy a hobby I don’t understand, clearly they’re losers”

Gee I just can’t figure out why skaters don’t like cops. Maybe they should try doing their fucking jobs and protecting people rather than antagonizing and escalating. It’s amazing how bad so many of these idiots are at their job

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