I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

hee hee rectified hee hee

Hate crimes are generally stupid at the state level (although I can remain behind it as an aggravating factor in sentencing). They should be reserved as a federal “catch all” for crimes that go unpunished at the state level. Michael Slager (Walter Scott shooter) goes free or some other bias crime goes uncharged, then…

Let’s hope more people do it so that justice can be served swiftly and without confusion!

Nobody deserves it, really. It’s a dumb institution.

The Queen would never abdicate, and the whole point of a hereditary monarchy is that you get who you get.

I learned the difference between the signs by just learning that the arrow looked like a penis and the female sign was the other one.

Men have a penis, it goes into things (arrow).

I do, too. But if I was using it something official, particularly something as prominent as a magazine cover, I would check first.

I mix up those symbols all the time. I buy it.

I don’t know why, probably because I’m a horrible person, but I would kind of love it if that turned out to be the case.

I wonder how many people have said “Bloody hell, your majesty” and lived to talk about it.

Just millions upon millions from the UK taxpayer.

Worth noting: the Queen Mother lived to be 101 and outlived one of her two children.

If memory serves, this sort of thing has happened to several leaders over the years. At least a couple US Presidents, and I think Winston Churchill.

Insomnia’s a bitch, especially with armed guards.

In one part of my brain that’s a super sweet story. In the other part it’s weird. Good on you for giving top sex advice to your dad! You deserve something nice.

My mother accidentally signed into the wrong Target account and ordered some KY warming lube...like, more than a couple bottles.

Once the cat got explosive diarrhea in the master bedroom and my daughter came in while I was scrubbing the carpet and told me to clean it really well because that wasn’t a smell anyone would want to smell while you were in bed “hugging and touching each other’s faces.”