Kill yourself.

Problem being, their fan base can't afford HBO. In fact, I don't think they even offer HBO in state prison, do they?

Jay Sanin gave a look at what this dystopia would look like

They're not eligible to be forced to appear, but any team can volunteer. And let's be realistic: the Browns won't be slightly above average for at least 3 more years.

The Jaguars' request was denied, as Hard Knocks is for NFL teams only.

Three? That's still a tragedy, but not as horrible as the earlier report of 40.

People reported hearing screams before the fire. One victim has been I.D.ed as "Wilhelm".

Five years left? So does Cano, yet the Mariners will be paying him for 10.

I guess it depends on if you think its their jobs to order the way they would if they were all 32 GMs, or if there business is trying to predict what other teams will do.

After all these years, Cassius Clay remains the best draft mocker.

Jay had better be careful as the Sultan controls the world's largest supply of denim.

Gotta get him out after he gets a hit.

http://www.foia.gov/how-to.html

Those places are in the same time zone

It wasn't a joke "about Hitler and swastikas." It was a perfectly incisive joke about Rovell's post-human brand worship. It wouldn't work if he'd chosen a less offensive symbol.

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Tom-

Stop being such a swastickler

Must we insult the innocent penis by comparing it to Darren Rovell?

You know who else outlawed jokes and laughter? The Nazis.