"Unlike Marvel who started with the gritty, realistic Iron Man and later struggled to fit in ...."

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Yep, you like hockey more than baseball, ergo baseball is horrible. Stones or Beatles?

However will you procure your Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?

So you're claiming to speak for Maryland... by shitting on the majority of people living in Maryland. Makes sense.

So you love your state, except for the majority of it.

No one in the rest of the country can even tell your states apart.

"Yep."

That gray spot next to the word "Cubs" is the White Sox. South Chicago.

let us also remember said artistic group student can sell their paintings, perform in a for-profit band/choir, etc. Schools pay the student senate elected officials a salary despite their amateur student status, tech students often get paid to offer IT services to the school, English majors can write/publish a book…

When players arrived for their first practice after the NLRB ruling they were...taken to a local bowling alley for a team party.

I once roomed with a guy who was on a music scholarship, played in the orchestra or something. The difference was, however, he could actually get a degree in music. Basically a lot of the time he spent practicing and participating went toward his degree.

I think it's safe to say that if Northwestern drops women's fencing, we've got a full blown epeedemic on our hands.

Someone doesn't understand sample sizes. More than enough people use Facebook to keep the margin of error in this type of map pretty much 0.

replace 'you don't really care' with 'you're dead inside'

DC is fond of its Canadian team.

An alternative name for this map:

My hubby, the cheap luddite he is, has been trying Freedompop for about 5 months now. He hates smartphones and wouldn't use one if he had to pay for it, preferring to stick to his pager. Well, his pager frustrates the hell out of his clients, so when I saw FP come along, I bought one and convinced him to give it a…