Oh wow, a positive Raptors article on Deadspin...

Why not continue the string of coincidences?

Okay, that’s just ridiculous. The last time we saw Kaep play in 2016, he was pretty solid - 16/4 TD/INT ratio (4 TDs for every INT), 90.7 passer rating. Not superstar levels, no, but a solid mid-tier starter.

The NFC East is a trash pile, and Washington is sitting atop it. Colt McCoy doesn’t keep them there. Kaepernick would give them a far better chance, but you keep mindlessly thumbing your pucker if it makes you feel good.

Well... this time they don’t have Hugo Boss coordinating their uniforms.

No, it’s good.

Well, there was this:

That Celtics offense is in a bad place right now. I was at the game last night—basically anything that wasn’t Kyrie off the dribble made Nuggets fans very happy. Jaylen Brown is kinda just...there a lot of the time in half-court sets, Hayward looks like a shell of himself right now, and that vaunted Celtics Bench…

I once gave a running elbow to a nazi skinhead so badly he did a back flip and landed on his head. Good times.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

I disagree. I think Buckets gets a bad rap. He just calls people out on their bullshit. If KAT can’t handle someone calling him out so be it.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

Eat the rich.

Pretty sure that statement was the mayor’s, and the rhetoric he was referring to was the stupid attorney’s. Though I understand why you would expect otherwise.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Those people are truly the worst human beings on the planet. 

I got $2/hr, which is around $3.50/hr today, and it was about six hours in all.

Alcohol.

This note is indeed from the letter-writer, in case anyone needed confirmation.