My heart stopped reading this, holy fucking shit. My girlfriend and I have a 10 month old daughter and the thought of anything happening to her (let alone from someone in the family) is literally the worst feeling I have ever felt. Thank you for posting this, and I hope that your family can move past this.

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.

Uhh...LeBron doesn’t do a lot of public trashing of his teammates or his coaches. You’re entitled to whatever opinion you’ve got of LeBron, but he doesn’t flop at the rate of most of the other scoring-leader-level offensive centerpieces in the NBA, and he doesn’t yell at his coaches. He does exert enormous influence…

Well, that’s certainly more intimate than a hug.

It will surprise no one that people suck.

“Save it for after the game!” Yeah, he did. He struck the guy out. That ended the game. Buncha doofuses.

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

Was that the drums I heard echoing in the night?

Is working out every other day 3.5 workouts a week?

ESPN needs to boot Mark Jackson into the sun and give Doris the microphone.

To be clear, LeBron personally ended the playoff careers of two NBA championship squads: the Chauncy/Rip/Wallace Pistons, and the Garnett/Pierce/Allen Celtics. And of his 8 trips to the Finals, six of them have been against two of the best squads in NBA history: the Duncan/Parker/Ginobili Spurs and the Warriors. Both…

1st, Australia’s not a continent anymore, they call it Oceania and is made up of landmasses other than Australia.

This is genuinely really fucking awesome.

Please stop with this. The only thing anyone who knows hockey thought was that the Golden Knights would be “competitive” with was Arizona and the worst record in hockey this year and whether or not they would finish with less points than Colorado had last year. This whole made up “the league rigged the expansion…

Astros? Rut-ro.

I haven’t been as invested in a Toronto sports team since the Leafs in 2013, and well we know what happened. The moment I start to believe, they disappoint me. I’m 28 now, and at this point I’m convinced I won’t see a Toronto team win a championship for a very, very long time. So cheers to all the losers out there:…

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

God help us if we win.

There’s also the Jays v. Red Sox game at the Skydome that evening.

2nd leg of the CONCACAF Champions League Final too!