Hold up. Did you really say that DeAndre Jordan is better than Kevin Love?

Nah, I can’t listen to it anymore. Art Bell had at least a hint of skepticism, which meant the worst callers got ridiculed or dumped. The guys who took over after he retired believe everything, which took the fun out of it.

Man be careful listening to that stuff. My Dad used to be pretty normal and after too much of that shit and being alone on the road he’s a Trump supporter conspiracy theorist.

You cut the quote short.

But how would you even pivot on your pivot foot with that heel on the ground?

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

Still cracks me up:

“Quirky, unpredictable, entertaining...”

Coolest guy in the NFL.

...the article is satire.

Nobody speak, nobody get choked...

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

No, you’re wrong.

What I always say is that I think by 2050, assuming we have continuity of professional sports leagues, we’re well on the way to one of two futures:

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Fucking. Nuclear. Take.