Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Abandon all hope, fellow Core Hardcore Gamers, for games have abandoned you! Today you witness the beginning of the Death of Games as we have known and loved them. THIS is what your "inclusion" and "diversity" have wrought!

"My god... she's... she's perfect."

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"The only art I like is paintings of Rorschach and Abraham Lincoln riding on a unicorn with machine guns for feet. Totally bad ass and rando!!!!"

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

Yay games for everyone. Eventually.

Not what he's saying, not at all the same thing.

It's time to GET REALLY FUCKING DRUNK, THEN ROCK!

Might as well use an Xbox controller at this point.

I'm guessing a significant chunk of that Tower time has been spent A) looking for Xur and B) jumping from plant to plant while waiting for everyone to finish getting ready.

That's a shame. The likelihood of a SimAnt 2 is now even more remote than ever.

Or you could just use usb.

...as if millions of performance-based bonus dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

oh i think he can identify it

Instructions not clear, got my dick stuck in a toaster

Though it is hard to imagine a 27-year-old that has never really played the sport before being good enough for the NFL, there's still a small chance Tim Tebow could land with a team next season.

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…