No, although there is this thing called the Internet where such material is abundant. Just use the AOL keyword "Lemon Party."

No.

Please stand by.

Do they show penis entering vagina?

"Get to know *that* person" would have been my first thought...

your shittiness has produced some fine-ass kinja, and so I think for all of us when I say thanks for this.

Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night, I see things that aren't there. It's usually small things like seeing a shadow and thinking it's something it's not. Kinda like sleep walking, but I remember what's going on later on usually and if I turn on the lights, everything turns normal.

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…

YOU'RE ON CNN! THE SHOW THAT LEADS INTO MINE IS PUPPETS MAKING CRANK PHONE CALLS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Of course, he doesn't need one, does he?

welp, I LOL'd. Fuck the rest of em!

And people wonder why there aren't more brothers in the NHL.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

I wanted to kick Bill Maher for calling him a pussy for this.

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

No Nets game is amazing.

Let's just say he Wiggins has been looking like a deserving number 1 pick since Christmas.

Thansk bro