CF: Okay, pick the games for us: Oregon vs. Florida State, Alabama vs. OSU. Who's going to be in the championship game on January 12th?

Shit.

Nah, Alabama fans actually have recent success to brag about. Cowboy fans are more like Notre Dame fans.

Your children should be "Michigan Men" instead. Like Les Miles.

• WAS PLAYING WITH A TOY MOTOR BOAT IN THE BATHTUB & GOT PENIS CAUGHT IN PROPELLER

Cheer up, bear! We'll be naming our Bear of the Year later today! (It will not be a Chicago Bear.)

anything but nothing

I'd like to thank Stephen, and the maintenance crews over at Sony and Microsoft, for covering and working on the situation even through the one day of the year you should never have to go to work.

Chris Kluwe DSHOF 2014!!!!!!

We really need an XBO version of Reach, 1080p 60fps and updated lighting & textures. give me that along with all the DLC and dedicated servers and I'll be happy.

Then we'll just need Halo Wars and it'll be the Halo Console.

Well at least we know the music will still be amazing.

23. Ed Hoculi's.

Sean Kane @SKaneCSN 2m

Microsoft is also publishing the game, so they're doing more than just paying for exclusivity.

No I'll be becoming a Cardinals fan

....Major Payne?

Ah yes, the good ol' STICK TO SPORTS. Glad to see it's not just twitter idiots using that anymore.

In other situations, sure. But this kid is an idiot. Also, I am fat. I am allowed to fat shame other fatties.

Coming out flat is one of the most frustrating things to have happen, because you know you can do better, but you don't understand why it isn't happening.