Wouldn't "even" have to be a verb in that phrase, think of even as replacing a word like function, "I can't function" kind of works as a re-working of that phrase or, "I can't think" they kind of get across the same point, though with less pumpkin spice latte.

Are you mad about Nov. and Dec.?

It is used when someone is being seen as a not social, fedora wearing, brony-type person. It has been on /b/ for awhile now.

Yet no reference to Salty Bet? For shame.

Back in High School I had my first acutal relationship (I was 17 at the time) met this girl at another school's dance, talked on myspace for like a month. We met up and it was amazing! Then mid-way through a make out session she stopped me, "You are a terrible kisser". Between the embarrassment and sudden need to…

Isn't Nintendo the company that is selling a hand held without a charger for said hand held? Yeah Games over profits for sure...

Hmmm makes sense, kind of a, "Hey we have some tech that while not AR yet we can make some money and do some testing along the way".

Hey people in the comments can I just revel in something that sounds awesome for once.

Lauren is my WCW

Can I just talk to my fellow dudes for a moment.

Didn't you just write about only liking Football and Beer?

I had that problem with my Ex's mom. She loved me because I was just a normal guy and not a shitty pile of human garbage. Her Dad didn't hate me, which is a win. She never had a good relationship with her Mom so her liking me so much made it seem like everyone was against her when there would be a disagreement at a…

If its an ambush meeting treat it as such. Make a joke, "Well if I had known I would be meeting you folks today I might have put my face on/not worn these rags (you get the point)" *winks at mom*

Tru

Bomani Disagrees. PinkyRingKing

Welp. Blame Tumblr.

What other sexes are there? Even if you're Trans, aren't you identifying as one of the two genders?

Living here I can only agree with you. Here is your buzzfeed comment on people in CO:

As a resident of the great state of Colorado I would like to formally apologize for gluten free shenanigans.