Atlee Bay sounds like the town where a sudden spate of werewolf murders takes place in a Netflix Original movie.

I was going to add to mine that 90% of the sex scenes I’ve read from tween years on have been in fanfiction.

Unpopular opinion: I really like the name Stormi. It’s growing on me daily.

She’s going to turn Lolita into a musical right? Or some coked out girl who has a fling with an older man during the summer of love. And my ass will be there for it.

PLUS! the best thanksgiving play of all time!

She’s raising two happy children and has a successful 25 year career as an entertainer. Thanks to her fundraising and donations a pediatric cancer facilty opened just this summer. And that’s what I know without being a fan. Take a seat with your ridiculous condescension.

Britney has been through terrible, terrible SHIT. We all saw it and we didn’t even see the worst of it. Terrible isn’t even a strong enough word. Britney is a survivor. Lots of people have been through similar mental breaks but Britney went through it in front of millions of people. We are here for her. We are…

STOP IT! She wasn’t done! <tears> LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! <sobs>

This is cute and she looks happy and I can’t hate. Paint on, Brit!

I know it’s not a popular sentiment, but maybe TS is not a total fake, shifty, friend using, boyfriend exploiting, Kanye bully? Just a thought.

As a Brit may I politely suggest that he is pronouncing the road names correctly and that it is you colonists that are mangling the language?

I don’t want a male voice for navigation because there’s something intensely irritating about having a man repeatedly and insistently give one directions that are wrong or no longer relevant because one has changed destinations.

I’m not sure if I’m able to change my Google phone assistant voice thingy but if I could, I wouldn’t. I’m sick of hearing men talk. I also pretend that Google is extra helpful to me (by always doing what I ask and not something irrelevant like that Siri bitch) because I frequently thank her and tell her she’s helpful.…

Yeah, I have Brit-man Siri, and have never once regretted my choice even as he stupidly mispronounces street names.

Interesting fact — my husband is a firefighter in Santa Clara, CA, where the new 49ers stadium is, and when they were first training to provide medical/emergency care for events at the stadium he learned that hands-down, statistically the most dangerous and violent events are country music concerts. Even more…

She deserved better. 😞

“To be clear— Hocus Pocus is not any sort of great cinematic achievement.”

I had the same thought. How does a single woman buying a white dress, having a party and registering for gifts have any impact on anyone else’s marriage? It certainly isn’t for me but doing this will never have any kind of impact on me whatsoever. These women aren’t hurting anyone.

Wow. Blind Gossip really called that one.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?