Completely off topic, but the young woman in the center is absolutely gorgeous.

Everybody, please listen to Ms McClanahan! She means it.

I think I need a Boston Cream. And 2 chocolate frosted w/sprinkles.

We’re getting an IKEA store near Indianapolis and I still for the life of me do not understand what the big fucking deal is.

When is he going to join the Kardashian TV show?

Juice.

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Or a tuxedo cat

“But can we be real for a minute.... NO ONE GOES TO HER SHOW TO HEAR HER SING!”

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

She’s not quite a woman of her word

Maybe she read your article, Rich and this is a plot to make you look bad?

“die-hard Disney fans are pissed that the ride is changing”

Shut up, Heather.

Can’t believe Betty White wasn’t a member.

“Cool story, bro” time:

I definitely read it as the shoe.
Just: deadpan stare down camera as she reaches for her foot, then WHAM! right in the jugular, holding eye contact with audience.

I moved to a hat-wearing Euro country three years ago and at first, I made fun of the hats. Then, I got a pink hat as a “haha, look at how Euro I am” ironic wear at my first day at the races. Now I own multiple hats and can’t imagine going to a wedding without. Hats. Are. My. Thing. Now.

If they exhume the body and the first words uttered are not “Hello Dali” I believe it to be an opportunity missed.

I’m way too old for it and will never use it, but I’m acquisitive and had to have it the moment I saw it.