A very, very cursory google isn’t turning up the actual literature regarding what Del Monte did here but any time I’m asked to write a grad assignment in the form of a research proposal, I write something very much like this (genetically engineering overproduction of a useful molecule in a crop plant - ask me about…

See also: Narwhals.

I would like to see these kinds of detailed plot writeups for all horrible movies, just to satisfy my morbid curiosity with more detail than Wikipedia provides.

Overboard is a cute and funny film made better yet by the fact that Goldie and Kurt were a real-life couple and Garry Marshall was directing.

So it’s basically Overboard but with suspended animation instead of amnesia and a robot bartender instead of hilarious kids. Got it.

I feel your pain. I had to cancel my trip this year because of the kid, and now I don’t think I can ever go back knowing there’s a Trump animatronic in the Hall of Presidents.

He’s got so much going on, on his face, so many beautiful colors to pick out. It’s a really good one to do because there’s so much to look at and kind of get in there, whether it’s his hair or the coloring, he’s got a lot going on.”

Oh god. This story just reminded me that someday very soon Donald Trump is going to be added to the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland and Disney World.

I hear “Tigger” like the Winnie the Pooh character.

It is ABSOLUTELY Suicide Squad!!!

Wait. What did Tiffany do except make a way for their customers to get to their store? They paid for those barricades and should be allowed to make that clear. The other stores have the same option.

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

I’ve seen Love, Actually once, and so I sat there for a couple of seconds thinking “MICHELLE OBAMA WAS IN THE MOVIE???”

The sound you just heard after reading that was Leah Remini slamming on the gas pedal of her Range Rover while screaming, “I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU SHELLY!!!”

If anyone is interested I have a blog where I transcribe articles from the Victorian lady mag The Girl’s Own Paper. They did a monthly fashion column with, yes, fashion plates, and a very detailed account of what colours, fabrics and styles the cool girls would be wearing any given season.

I want to love my Roomba (we named her Rosie), but I just can’t. She’s kind of a piece of shit at her job but then constantly rearranges my furniture. Like, I know you’re paying me to clean your house but my real passion is decorating.

My cat hated our roomba. He would run away when it worked and hiss at it while it was docked. One day we came home and found a giant turd on said roomba. The cat won. We no longer have the roomba.

Here’s my old man kitty reading a book through osmosis. He gives this book three our of fish fishies, no cats, but two giant fishes in the book.

It’s fine, but it’s no 2013. Was/is still my favorite that they’ve picked.