At this moment I totally saw the Queen!

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Can we all admit the Beauty and the Beast is going to be creepy as fuck as a live action movie?

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Well shit, now all I want is to hear those kids swear in 4 different languages.

There are appropriate and inappropriate ways to have “confrontations”. Telling your roommate “hey, you haven’t done the dishes in a while, could you please clean up after yourself” is a lot different than just taping up a note that says “we all need to do our part around here”. Printing out and posting tweets…

“Utterly Blue Blood Prince George” is currently my favorite running joke.

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

When I was about 10 I had a friend whose house I stayed at at least once a month. Her parents were wealthy and the house was set up so that the kids had a whole floor to themselves complete with a second kitchen and family room, so once we went downstairs to play we pretty much didn’t come back to the main level…

She’s not exactly flaunting her royalty afforded ease and it sounds like she’s pretty hands on. Not sure reading into things is appropriate. I mean, what is normal? I’m pretty certain there are multiple degrees of normal (agreed, princess /= normal). And though she had major major privledge, sounds likes she’s pretty…

And those feet? What is that aberration? They should have put her in pointe shoes, asked her to stand while wearing them and noped the fuck out of that (stupid) idea.

and you know she can’t stand on pointe shoes...she’s holding herself up...naomi is just fucking walking around in those shoes!

Extra probably-intentional shade: Naomi can at least get over the box with one foot.

Nah.

That explains a lot

This is so liberating to read. I’ve been keeping my mouth shut all these years because everyone I know told me it was the tragic love story of the century and I found it mildly irritating.