The HMS Terror found in Terror Bay? Convenient!

Leonardo Angel could be easily a name chosen for the male protagonist in a Mexican telenovela.

I miss posts from Team Cat Headquarters. :(

Cats, obvs. Whenever it returns.

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

(I like it.)

Same way that there are lots of pro-choice feminists who are “personally pro-life”—that is, they wouldn’t choose to abort themselves, but believe in the right for every woman to freely choose for herself. Also, it’s possible to consider yourself a member of a religion without necessarily following or approving of…

Was I the only one who had no jelly shoe related issues? I rocked the shit out of them at zoo camp in the summer of ‘86.

Will: Hmm, Kate, darling, fancy a child?

Apropos of nothing, the one unequivocally awesome thing about getting older is not having that low-grade panic when you start seeing back to school sale commercials at the end of July.

I wonder how the monogrammed thermos business does around this time.

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

I’m relieved that my initial assumption that this had something to do with Ellen Degeneres was wrong.

Also, I need need him and Channing Tatum do an action comedy together. Or have Hemsworth show up in 23 Jump Street. Maybe as an a henchman who everyone thinks is dumb as a bag of rocks but turns out to be a genius who just a trope of Obfuscating Stupidity.

This doesn’t seem like Dirt Bag? I like the idea of a morning headlines news round up but...I’m also (mostly?) super shallow and I want to know who is beefing and who is boning in Z list celeb land.

Because this conversation gives me joy:

Listen, I think people are giving her undeserved shit for that. She did complete a certificate from Harvard. I mean, the only reason people go to Harvard is to say they went to Harvard, so she is doing exactly what everyone else does. What is wrong with her advertising her credentials? She isn’t claiming to have a…

Tyra would be a crazy amazing prof. Imagine her grading essays. It would be a real life ANTM judging panel. A-grade comment: Fierce. F-grade comment: I BELIEVED IN YOU. BRB transferring to Stanford.

But who will play Judy Garland??!? (please don’t say Lea Michele, please don’t say Lea Michele,please don’t say Lea Michele......)

Yes. Also, I’m a lifelong sewist and design a lot of clothes for various body shapes... And I constantly study/lecture on old courturiers and haute couture, fashion history..