Why can’t she be the half time show? Who’s bright fucking idea was it to get Coldplay? It’s the half time show, we want to be entertained! Granted nothing will beat last year’s Left Shark, but you could at least try.

Those zoo workers really don’t like furries.

My mind immediately went to "everything the light touches is our kingdom" which spiraled into me turning Rob Kardashian into Scar, and a Lion King version of the Kardashians is not where I thought I would be when I woke up this morning.

It’s for Moana.

“who drinks straight tequila and unabashedly loves Twain”

“I photobombed the entire shoot and nobody noticed”

i actually really think that with all this money and cameramen following them around all the time staging convos they should start making a miniseries of 45 min long renditions of classics

This is precisely why I can’t have roommates.

There were two Roy Disneys - Walt’s brother & nephew. Looks like Tim Disney is the son of Roy E. Disney and grandson of Roy O. Disney. I’d have to guess that Tim has got to be loaded, so why this preschool director would want to mess with him is beyond me.

Lol, I’ve been keeping up with this story on Jezebel but the fact that the family here is a Disney family makes it that much funnier.

there was nothing at all to be done about that.

...and Rumple-TEAZER!

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

BEST. COMPUTER. GAME. EVER.

is it weird that I STILL want that game??

Secret Agent Barbie PC (2001)

Me too!!! I consider myself a super feminist but have always thought this was a silly distraction from stuff that matters.

Maybe it’s just me, but I never looked at a Barbie doll and thought “I want to be that skinny with big boobs and a small butt.” Ever. I was a skinny, scrawny kid who grew up to be a curvy, big-boobed girl with an ass and hips. I don’t look back at my Barbie as some sort of “figure” I needed to achieve. I was just…