Funny ... when Buddhists and Hindus spend lives in simplicity and contemplation, it's considered deep and meaningful. When Catholic women do it, it's considered weird and repressed. How dare they decide to devote their lives to a spiritual quest and serving others when they could be focusing on clothes, shoes, money…

They were my aunt’s favorite order*! I got soooo many cards during finals in college telling me they were praying on my behalf.

Is irrelevant to this discussion because no one coerced these women or exploited them, and sure-as-fuck nobody is profiting off them. But hey, its edgy and hip to dismiss any form of devotion and discipline as a cult, so good on you for having the penetrating insight of a smarmy 18-year old.

I have a legit fear that this will happen to me. Luckily for now my camera is smashed so the main cause of my death will be: “She died posting a gif on Jezebel.”

others believe that women’s higher core body temperature adversely affects fresh ingredients

Tinky Winky, Po and Dipsy also star with her

Whenever I hear dearie, I think of Rumplestilskin.

I was going to suggest that we solicit opinions for a hypothetical Commenter of the Year award, but it’s adultosaur. I mean, c’mon.

(Useless Off Topic Trivia Warning) - West Side Story should get an extra point because the choreographer Jerome Robbins made a stipulation in his contract that all future productions after the OBC must use his choreo. Royalties galore.

So that means that there will be a “gap” where your Christmas present was supposed to go under the tree?

*Psst* That’s Easter. This time it’s his birthday.

Oh my goodness...my mother had this! Emeraude was her scent—and someone must’ve sprung for that box one year because I remember looking through the costume jewelry she kept in it as a tween.

Cloud Atlas wasn’t racist. One of the major themes was that the same actors played multiple roles, spanning various ages, races, locations, and time periods.

If only they had some sort of test, easily available, widely used, and cheap, to give women when they are either going through already mandatory medical examinations and intake intake into a correctional facility or else when a woman claimed to be pregnant already in custody in a facility that undoubtably has at least…

I would totally trade the Adele album for a new Kesha album. Sony should understand, though, that I am the only person who feels that way.

“(Kitten shown not included).” Bless you, Lillian Vernon.

I HAD THE JEWELRY BOX!

I HAD THIS!