I’m Asian but I didn’t get a Pekingese... I got a Chinese Crested

There’s something about that whole phrase that makes it seem like the monkey turned into a Mojo JoJo like evil dictator bent on world domination.

And my long complicated hatred of Meryl Streep remains justified

I was started to have doubts about Johnny Depp, but I have to stay this has definitely reconfirmed my love of him.

I happened to have just been talking to a producer from a pretty major studio who’s working on a big robot movie about how originally they intended the main character to be a teenage boy because that’s just the default for a robot movie and then someone was like, wait why can’t it be about a teenage girl? And so now…

I went to see them. They were adorable. I walked out with a stuffed Panda wearing a kilt. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

Someone mentioned yesterday that there should be a miniseries of the Kardashian’s reenacting the classics. I think The Lion King/Hamlet should be added to the list of potential stories now.

I think The Joy Luck Club counts.

That’s Joe behind him. Joe still makes that face a lot, even today.

I desperately need to see Kylie as Lydia Bennet

“The Secret” will always be associated in my head with Pretty Wild (a.k.a. the greatest reality television show to ever exist) and the phrase. “And so it is.”

Eh, My high school did Les Mis one year. You’d be amazed at what some school administrators will allow in the name of the arts.

My first thought upon reading this was of all the parents at that preschool to mess we with, why would she choose the ones with the last name Disney. They’ve probably got more money than any of the others and being sued by the grandnephew of the King of children’s entertainment is not going to help her reputation.

I think Disney Channel has a show right now starring Zendaya as a high school student with a secret double-life as a spy.

a great screenplay about a seamstress who wants to be a nightclub singer set during the Harlem Renaissance.

I swear Hot Topic has made this exact dress and just slapped a different print on it for first Cinderella, then The Nightmare Before Christmas, and now Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. It’s cute, but would it kill them to do something different?

Generally they just buy the distribution rights, allowing it to be shown to a wider audience than any independent filmmaker could ever do on their own and giving Fox a portion of the profits.

It was the first long form film with a linear fiction narrative and kicked off a trend in towards long fiction films that continues a century later. People like stories and such a long one being told on screen was a new experience. Racist as it was, the film industry would probably be entirely different had The Birth…

I will always appreciate Phantom for being one of the few Broadway Musicals containing classical ballet. I happened to be in one of the first school productions of The Phantom of the Opera as a ballerina, so it will hold a soft spot in my heart no matter how dated it is.

Gravity Falls is definitely doing this. Season 2 has probably been the darkest stuff ever shown on the Disney Channel.