You're the worst.

Yeah, but only a little one.

So you’re saying that Altuve is an asshole?

“I don’t even like the water.”

R.I.P City

...except go on the team outing to Six Flags.

Every ump who ejects someone for arguing balls and strikes deserves a fuck you.

you can't spell fun without an F and a U, bro.

Right. I’m thinking of “afford” in terms of whether the network will be able to draw a big enough audience to pay for itself (i.e. without needing a billionaire to continually pump cash into it) using only the “Z-grade morons and bigots bark nonsense at each other” part of ESPN’s template, without the big broadcasting…

Good question! So far the answer seems to be: it can't.

Too bad nothing shuts up Curt Schilling, not even throat cancer.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

“And here’s the championship question: How far can you punt a football?”

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

So you agree with every word of the article your commenting on then? Thanks for weighing in I guess?

“The wrong way.” - Goose Gossage

This is really, reeeeally funny.

...west coast?

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

He just hid his insanity better. He still wanted to gut programs for the poor, drastically reduce access to abortions, destroy all unions, and enact the same bullshit economic policies that ran Louisiana and Kansas into the ground.