And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

I’ll go to my grave believing that if Kentucky played Tyler Ulis over Andrew Harrison last year they would’ve won the National Championship (probably should’ve played Devin Booker over his brother, too).

As a white dude, I don’t find “honky” the least bit offensive. Or any other term that’s supposed to denigrate white people. I think “honky” is funny. Casper, whitey, honky, cracker, whatever. They’re all great.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

I guessed gawande immediately. It’s that TED connection.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

I am more shocked that Second Life is still around to be honest.

Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.

If Sam Bee says she never wanted to host The Daily Show, I’ll take her at her word, unless you’ve got evidence to the contrary.

Sam Bee’s great, but she didn’t want to host TDS.

yeah, but ... who the fuck else could she even pretend to blame? the bartender? the liquor store clerk? she drove drunk. “I take full responsibility for my actions.” thanks, (former) Captain Obvious.

If you see one of the two African American contestants get dismissed, it’s The Bachelor.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

No way. In what universe does a shuttlecock count as a "ball?"

Nope. Nothing to the left of me exists.

If you woke up after noon, nobody gives a fuck if you are confused.

Awww man! Soooo ... we were going to wait to announce this until next week but I’m terrible at keeping secrets — I’m coming back to Deadspin :)

who is that cross-eyed goober

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.