That’s not meant to be taken seriously.

Valve must have hired a new graduate.

That’s so awesome. Reminds me of all the time I spent in Reach, breaking little things in Forge World and trying to get out of maps.

all this video reminded me of was how much i love halo reach. time to play that again soon.

I think it’s been pretty clear for a while that they had no idea Amiibo would be so popular.

That was legitimately entertaining.

If I was that guy... I would have also totally did this commercial.

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I really like it, but I think the range is ridiculous. cut it in half and it’ll probably be better.

My favs are ones like “this game is ok” *1839 hours played*

There’s one for Kerbal Space Program that has over 1500 hours on record; all it says: “It’s pretty good.”

Haha. “Oh, it took me 346 hours to get bored and find out this game sucks”.

What i like about steam reviews is that you can see hours on record. “This game sux” played for 346 hours

“Pizzeria overwhelmed with annoying phone calls, so I decided to call them to ask about it”

This reminds me of the Left 4 Dead thing with the real life Mercy Hospital getting bad reviews from people complaining about zombies and wondering why there were guns and Molotov cocktails laying around.

I’ve been thinking about this, and the more I think about it the more I think that the “87” is a red herring. Scott loves misdirection (see: the fact that FNaF 2 is a prequel is also a spoiler). Everyone wants to think that ‘87 refers to the bite mentioned in the first game, but I think there’s something else going on…

I started getting flashbacks.

...it’s also why, for all his super-powered enemies, the most interesting Superman villain is Lex.

I don’t play this series, but I thought it would be more poetic if the fifth game was the last one. Just saying.