But they make a good alarm clock.

Would you shorten your life to be really good at something? As in the best in the world? What if you couldn't negotiate and the deal meant you died in 200 days? Would you take it?

But like with many of the red-lined imgurs and conspiratorial posters that have fueled this controversial group for the past few months, all it takes is a little digging to uncover that this week's big GamerGate freakout is based on half-truths, flimsy evidence, and claims that are, at best, totally misleading.

The best part is the tomato gun that fires tiny tomatoes.

I didn't know Smash Bros. had the potential to be this saucy.

This. This is the face of true evil.

Video Game Addiction is a real problem, but the people who have played this ad probably don't understand how it works.

Orlando Scandrick once hopped on the sticks, too.

I love how the baby still scored 21 points.

Eh, its not really that funny. I mean the bit about the ring of wisdom would warrant more laughter if they actually had an intelligible comparison versus spouting shit even 6th graders know in such a low ton as to insure they don't embarrass themselves. (I can't be the only person who caught that?)

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

It's an interesting notion.

Also discovered this notification two weekends ago when I was checking out the status of the Limited Edition vinyl record/game release on Iam8Bit:

Usopp's bicycle is missing "one piece"... sorry ¬¬

I heard about him getting hospitalized when Roosterteeth posted about it on their site. hearing that he died has really bummed me out.

I kicked a water bottle a good 20 yards. Not my finest moment, but an impressive feat in heels.

Watching fans' dreams die never gets old.

But will it have a ball pit?

Thanks for this, Barry. People are going to argue about the playcall forever, but Butler's recognition of the situation, his ability to learn from getting beat on the same play in practice, and most importantly his physical ability to jump the route are the most important parts of the play.

But, more importantly, if you're playing Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, chances are good you're going to capture Rayquaza. And if you've been happily using Mega Rayquaza this entire time, now you know why he seems to sweep through every poor Pokémon that gets in his way. No wonder the ancient peoples of Hoenn prayed…