You can not get lesser charges, but you can still negotiate for inmate privileges and where the incarceration is carried out if you have something to offer on someone else. There is a lot of stuff that can still be negotiated. There is also sentence length, which if she agrees to provide full cooperation, and…

One of your links is the US attorney who gave him a plea-deal claiming “I was told he belonged to intelligence” because said attorney wanted a role in the US Cabinet. Wow, what a trustworthy credible source that is...

The answer is one, in 40 years. This isn’t an Alabama county jail, check the list of inmates.

Nothing like antisemitic tropes getting brought in to this.

Here’s now he earned $158,000,000 from one billionaire. I also found it unbelievable that he’d ended up with half a billion through (sort of) legitimate means, but this goes a long way toward explaining it.

Now onwards to Prince Andrew....

Imagine your grandmother’s, or possibly great grandmother’s, perfume. Now imagine that in gummy form, dusted with powdered sugar cut with 50% corn starch to keep it from sticking to everything.

See, this argument doesn’t hold water when you remember that following a centaur is almost always a good idea (unless you are Dolores Umbridge), in that centaurs are very rarely evil and don’t have a fae-like penchant for pranks.

We should focus more on how Turkish Delights are complete ass and I went on a whole journey as a child searching for them because of the book. Top 5 disappointments of my life.

Sorry, but no, they taste like Tom Ford Oud.

And looks like he would only use the irons on every attempt out of true belief they were superior.

On some level, that’s acceptable. It’s middle school, after all. Axe is the gateway fragrance for most prepubescent males.

And with how much inbreeding and double-dipping in the gene pool goes on amongst the rich, I don’t think we’d enjoy the mutations and defects as much, either.

Is this a submission for a Bravo show? Because I’m not watching.

Anyone who is a “real estate investor” under 45 got a ton of money from their parents and are almost all failsons/daughters who only aren’t failing because real estate investment is literally the easiest fucking thing in the world. 

Thank you for making me snort my coffee. Bravo. I can still remember walking through the mist of axe body spray in middle school.

I didn’t watch the video and I can still agree with this estimation.

I’d say we should eat the rich, but I’m reasonably certain he would taste like Axe body spray.

35-40 and hour, benefits, use of a car, and free rent if they want it according to the slate interview they gave. 

Congrats, Jezebel staff! You may now eat any cake that perchance has been left lying about.