This holiday season has basically been a microcosm of my complicated and sad relationship with my family, and it was pretty instructive to me. There’s some sentimental, irrational part of me that wants a normal, loving family, even though they’re a pack of narcissists and enablers. I get some ray of hope that there…

The feeling is mutual, Maya. I am a true admirer of your resiliency. 

Shelter Cat Update!

Hi Jezzies,

Says the guy who has two sets of tiddays.

Of the 7 “best” posts listed above, only *one* is actually about grammar. The others are *usage*, which means they’re just someone’s opinion about how the language should be used—which means there’s no “rule” that dictates what is correct or not correct. PS1—This post about “grammar” contains at least 5 mechanical…

I guarantee that there are drugs and firearms on Joel Osteen’s tax-free private jet.

#Lizzo popular is because there is an obesity epidemic in America.

1. If you’d have asked me what was on board Lil Wayne’s private jet aside from, say, seats, I’d probably have said drugs and firearms.

As it turns out, the Venn intersection between billionaire and shithead is pretty large

I’m okay with dumbass Lizzo takes on Twitter, but only if they @ her. She can and will slam dunk fools on Twitter, and I’m here for it.

Sounds to me like someone stepped up to a bigger woman, got shut down and wants to cry about it.

C’mon now... you can’t be THAT ashy and still be moist.

*paging Dr. BanHammer*

Just when I managed to forget that Moist Twatkins existed...

also looking for folks w/ tar & feathers, damp & dingy cells, and all the other accroutrements of an angry mob

I own a pitchfork, just tell me when and where.

Mike Bloomberg has a net worth of $56 Billion folks.
When does our Reign of Terror begin?

I think having a dedicated personal trainer and nutritionist/chef plus getting paid to get in great shape sounds awesome, not like a nightmare at all. The only thing I’d really hate is the no drinking.

I turned 40 about 6 months ago and decided to hit the gym hard now that I’m done going back to school and no longer am working 60+ hours.