I am one of those lawyers, and that is correct.

How could someone post that? How could they? 

I mean it’s pretty typical for a lot of people, even if you describe it as hardcore. 

Shut. the. fuck. up. Troll.

Jesus chill out. No one told me about the danger of mixing. Two different doctors gave me prescriptions and my wife told me I wasn’t breathing when I was sleeping and it Was freaking her out and she was about to call the ambulance if I didn’t wake up. So we figured out what was going on. But sometimes shits going…

Marlin, Bruce’s roommate, growls *after* he eats, which is hysterical, because it sounds like he’s snoring. 

Not enough!

Me too!

So much more!

SAUSAGE DOG PUPPIES IN SWEATERS

Sarah Andersen is my everything, I have all of her books!!!

I’m answering from beyond the grave because I JUST DIED.

I’m sorry about your relative. Look at the car this way though; people inherit things all the time, on your case, it’s a car. Other people inherit jewelry or houses. And if you had a good relationship with your relative, they would likely be glad that you are able to use the car, and when you drive, you can remember…

I got my first car today... on the one hand it’s a little exciting, but on the other hand I finally caved and got one because I tore my meniscus and taking transit to work (and for everything else) suddenly became super difficult. The other shitty thing is, I got this particular car because it belonged to a family…

Were you accosted by dogs in sweaters? Or just horrified on principle?

You might have to change your name to Panama Andy is Golden!

They do live by improbably high klassless standards.