Add to that he’s a hawk on global warming and Charles seems like, all and all, I really terrible person to go to the bar or ballgame with, but maybe not a bad royal?

I guess Andrew’s continued existence is proof all those Diana was killed on Philip’s orders conspiracies are false.

Well, it was the only way to get the Constitution ratified, if you’ll return to middle school American history for a refresher.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is such a wonderfully incorrect take that I can’t tell if you are joking or not! Sara Lee is an American baked goods company. No one is being harrassed on social media. Eat a Sara Lee pastry and chill.

Yeah, but...

Yes it does, in context.

“...no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.”

The Senate cannot be abolished. It is one of just a few items in the Constitution that cannot be amended. (It’s a bit more complicated than this, but this is basically correct.) There are ways in which this could be finessed, but we are stuck with the Senate.

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I don’t see the Senate ever being fully abolished, as there is some merit to smaller states having some power. Just not nearly as much as they do now. And there are enough smaller states that they’d never vote against their own interests.

Sara Lee may hope that everyone forgets this, but Pepperidge Farms will remember. 

#banana

I’m sorry- Sara Lee’s parent company is Bimbo Bakeries?, I feel like if the writers had that knowledge the sketch would be even better.

🍆🍆🍆💦🚂👻?

gay-bashing? it was so unequivocally gay, with 2 (or 3, we don’t know her life) queer characters! the joke was never that he was gay! i found it was great representation for us depressed queers who are way too much online

The sketch was written by two gay men.

Good.

I don’t know if it was genius or stupid to post a recipe involving bananas and nuts after this, but I love it either way. 

No.

I’m so proud that he’s an alum of my school system. (I have pics from the HS yearbook with him giving the Nixon V solute. Once a douche, always a douche.)