Maybe after it’s charged...👀

Thank you for posting about this. You reminded me in a very roundabout way that there was something I needed to bring back with me that I kept forgetting in my old room when I was visiting my parents tonight. These are my oblique thanks for your service.

That is truly the most "I can't believe what I am willing to do for you people" look I have seen on him so far.

I’m just staring and giggling at this picture of Darwin in his Halloweenie costume.

He's already senseless. That doesn't leave a lot for you to do.

It would take a wildly privileged background and a support network far more vast than anything most single moms could dream of having to continue working outside the home and then to finance and staff a Congressional campaign.

Flatulent defiance is all he knows. 

Right. It’s quite disappointing how many times Rep. Porter used the word “women” when speaking specifically about issues that affect mothers. The Venn diagram of women and mothers is not a single circle.

Thanks to the patriarchy, a woman still has to have children to have any value politically.

I took this pic in the Year of Our Lord 2019, which was roughly 257 lifetimes ago. These Shelties are either too dumb to figure out how to get out of the stroller/Sheltie clown car, or too smart to give up the free ride they have going. Either way, it’s a win for all of us.

My pleasure. I hope it helps.

This one kneads and heats. It does not vibrate.

You’re probably thinking of Ivanka.

Build a wall around him! Mexico will pay for it!

I understand. It's the best blankie I have ever owned. If you want to get one, look for the Woolrich down-alternative throw. It's faux mink and comes in nine different choices of color.

BUT HIS EMAILS

Very smart of you to pair a nutritionist with an endocrinologist. It's amazing how quickly the glands can turn on you, including the pancreas, which is such a weird gland/organ, when you miss a detail or overdo something too many times nutritionally.

My coworker and I (a fellow tech who is our purchaser and the definition of Black excellence) have been keeping an eye on the early voting totals for one another all week. Today, we're up to 56 million votes cast, which is more than were cast early in 2016, and we still have ten days left. The numbers make me hopeful.

When you say CIA-trained, do you mean the Culinary Institutes, or are some recipes really so secret that the intelligence community is protecting them?

It’s the coziest. I’m so warm, and it hasn’t gotten out of the 40s today after getting into the 70s yesterday, so it was the perfect day to get it.