You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

Can we start a thread where we talk about all the stupid crap we did as teens to get out of doing something?

When I was in high school, I worked at a restaurant. I tried to call in sick, but they told me to come in anyway. I made a cup full of fake vomit out of random items found in our fridge, splashed it on my car…

Actually, let me correct you with some facts that I definitely did not make up or anything. The British people accent was originally sounded like what dinosaurs sound like when they talk but when the Tri-Lateral Commission took over the throne in 1816, they made a treaty with the Lizard People and all the British…

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

My bookshelf is "artistically styled" in the sense that I have found a way to store about one ton of books on a piece of furniture meant to hold like, 100lbs max. Does that count?

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

I’ve never heard a bad word about her... and I’ve never even heard of him. “I’ll never make a film with supermodels again” a way to devalue someone’s 15 year career is to ignore their actual profession.

Check out “Esther the Wonder Pig”. Same situation. A couple in Canada bought what they thought was a “tea cup” piglet and 600 lbs later, they became vegans, sold their 1,000 square ft house, quit their jobs and turned a dilapidated old farm into a pig/animal sanctuary. They are really funny and Esther is a love. I’ve…

No. Do not link! Stop creating a demand for “exotic pets” while millions of pets are being euthanized each year. Even mini/ teacup/micro pigs get larger than most dogs. It is not fair to the animal to be someone’s vanity pet. If you must get any sort of pet, fucking adopt.

Not a new scam... http://www.estherthewonderpig.com/

Yep. She said “they were actually Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs, which typically grow to 200 pounds, unlike teacup pigs that top out at about 60 pounds” but that’s really not true. It sounds like she got confused.

Dude, can you please remove that damn link to pigs for sale?! For f*cks sake, let’s not encourage idiots who think it sounds fun for 5 seconds to have a pig! There’s actually a growing number of pigs entering animal shelters and once former pets being sold at auction for slaughter after the dumb humans who bought them…

Tea cup pigs don’t even exist. They are only that small as babies. People started selling them and telling people that as long as they don’t feed them a lot, they will stay tiny forever. Well yeah, they won’t grow because you are essentially starving them.

Please write a list of your top 10 favorite real housewives fights!!!!

Last, I never, ever share photos of me from before I transitioned 10 years ago. But these two are from so long ago that I don’t really think it matters.

Yeah, I was a pretty big deal.

My maternal grandfather, age 12, with his parents and younger sister at the Baltic Sea resort of Ahlbeck, in July 1906. (I posted a couple of photos of him in his German WWI uniform in the Father’s Day photo thread. His sister Lucie was murdered in the Holocaust together with her husband and two children.) I wonder…

Dad, get off Jezebel!