Not harassed- “violated”- which makes it sound like Monica was assaulted or something. I don’t agree with what the clintons did to her (and think he’s a creep) but Monica was hardly a sexual assault victim.

I literally did not eat all day yesterday because I was so stressed she was going to cough.

This is the best post I’ve seen in a long time- thanks for the laugh. 🙂

I was so nervous all day that she would cough and that one little cough would bring on the end of days.

The only time The Donald tells the truth is by accident.

It’s interesting that he says his microphone didn’t work as I kept having to turn down my tv volume down every time he started screaming

I wonder if they were actually yellow jackets (that look like bees but are actually wasps). If even one gets upset entire hives can become insanely aggressive, swarming and stinging repeatedly.

Giant flying cockroaches from hell love my long hair- it’s a nightmare. Putting my hair in a bun and a baseball cap before taking my dogs out at night helps A LOT.

See also Siegfried and Roy.

By making the best deals. Don't forget about knowing how to make deals.

What are trade positions?

The “Educate Girls” pic there is a nice touch.

At my very conservative high school some of the “mean girls” would encourage and even try to bully guys into assaulting girls in various fashions. Sadly being born a woman doesn’t automatically make you a good person .

Sadly some of the scariest people out our country are female Republicans- many of them will say they hope or that a “bitch” woman deserves to be raped.