Perhaps you’d like the taste of my dick in your mouth.

I’ll use it to take a DNA swab to prove what a Neanderthal you are.

Or perhaps you’re Afro-American, which is the same thing, effectively.

Stop stalking me, you fucking Jew.

Truly you are a piece of human garbage, Timothy Burke.

You should think of an insult that isn’t quite so hackneyed and overused.

Just admit that you’re stupid and be done with it.

We’d respect you a lot more.

“...respected authors on Gawker.”

That is a statement deserving of hours of laughter.

Let’s hope you die in a plane crash.

Slowly.

Well aren’t you the superior bitch?

The big problem with Sacramento was the fact that I was banned from sitting in playgrounds, shirtless and wearing sweatpants.

I did nothing illegal nor immoral and I was persistently harassed by thugs in uniforms.

I get no high from “Mary Wanna.”

I do not drink.

I should be allowed to go my merry way and dress how I want…

This is why I avoid all corporations as much as possible. They’re all run by greedy Jews aho would rape you just as easily as they would take your money.

I don’t use credit cards for the same reason.

They can’t predict what I’ll like. I’m too smart for that.

You can try and get a read on me, but don’t underestimate. I’m…

Zuckerberg is really showing his Jew.

You’re a quivering mound of cum. I bet you’re a fucking chink. If not, I bet you have a tiny penis like one.

I can’t wait to fuck my wife right dead center in her fat, juicy mouth.

Judging by your idiotic remarks, I’m hazzarding to guess that you’re a minority.

I imagine that every other sentence spoken to you goes right over your fat, empty head.

Spoiler: You sir, are an idiot.

I love coming home to find out a fresh keg is in transit for the basement!!

My wife likes to suck cock, but I do not enjoy reciprocating.

No. He should watch Citizen Kane, The Seven Samurai and Scent of a Woman, you lowbrow scum.

Says the fool to the crowd of fools.