You should think of an insult that isn’t quite so hackneyed and overused.

Just admit that you’re stupid and be done with it.

We’d respect you a lot more.

“...respected authors on Gawker.”

That is a statement deserving of hours of laughter.

Let’s hope you die in a plane crash.

Slowly.

Well aren’t you the superior bitch?

The big problem with Sacramento was the fact that I was banned from sitting in playgrounds, shirtless and wearing sweatpants.

I did nothing illegal nor immoral and I was persistently harassed by thugs in uniforms.

I get no high from “Mary Wanna.”

I do not drink.

I should be allowed to go my merry way and dress how I want…

You’re a quivering mound of cum. I bet you’re a fucking chink. If not, I bet you have a tiny penis like one.

I can’t wait to fuck my wife right dead center in her fat, juicy mouth.

Judging by your idiotic remarks, I’m hazzarding to guess that you’re a minority.

I imagine that every other sentence spoken to you goes right over your fat, empty head.

Spoiler: You sir, are an idiot.

I love coming home to find out a fresh keg is in transit for the basement!!

My wife likes to suck cock, but I do not enjoy reciprocating.

No. He should watch Citizen Kane, The Seven Samurai and Scent of a Woman, you lowbrow scum.

Says the fool to the crowd of fools.

Why did you post such an ugly and annoying GIF? Can you not speak with your adult words?

Yes. We’ve all seen the movie, you ignorant idiot.

I’d be willing to watch this film if I thought women could be funny in the same way men can, but they can’t, It’s not an opinion. It’s a sad truth that I’m loathe to share. This piece of celluloid will be a disaster of epic proportions. Kristin Wiig doesn’t have the chops to pull this off. Melissa McCarthy has too…

Good. Footballers are nothing more than armour clad bullies. Perhaps this will finally put a halt to this violent and useless sport that breeds misogynistic woman-beaters and criminals.

I’m waiting for you to go first.