lmao

go with god, starbucks employees. RIP

"I'll have a venti black medium roast, please.

White people...I love them to death, I'm even married to one, but, bless them.

Should've gotten Erlich.

uhh tell me more

I went to summer camp with this guy and he was THE WORST on so many levels. Misogynistic, and thought he was the hottest shit on earth. Ugh.

I live in Eugene, OR and there are so. many. people. like this here. except they are all damn liars. they don't hunt or forage or anything, they just get high and eat taco bell like the other U of O rejects. His music sounds like shit I hear walking through downtown.

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Rarely do I think someone should get the Lisbeth Salander "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" treatment, but this is one of those occasions.

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

Can't wait to hear how this one will be explained. Skirt too short? Shouldn't have been out alone? I've had it with this planet for today.

No, that's Angel Bartha. I was considering including her in the post but thought it would be mean.

Bitch jumped off a sinking ship while her dress was on fire.

So Jon Stewart is arguing that it's not black people's fault that white fraternity members were chanting about lynching black people? I dunno, holding white people accountable for their own actions is a little bit out there.

If you think creating or participating in this kind of thing doesn't contribute to rape culture, that's adorable.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.