I would have thought it was funny if the writers for the Simpsons were half as hilarious as they used to be a decade ago. Now I'm not convinced that they aren't chimps that have been locked in cages since 2007.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Future Mark.

*grafts llama head onto dead human body, selects dress*

You are a joke, perpetuating and celebrating a vacuous, spoiled, illiterate, uneducated, sentient sex doll.

In my intro to this list, "Not" should be "Note". Sorry about that. And thanks, Kinja, for not letting me edit comments after a few minutes! Typos immortalized!

A truly stunning example for every little girl who ever said "Some day I want to skip college, film myself sucking a dick, post it online and cash in".

Does this fucking moron think the world gives a shit about her every waking moment?

In the article, you'll see that she compared the range of body types of the male and female characters in Overwatch. Her assessment was that the male characters get a broader range of bodies. That's just one game, though, so there's room to explore this further.

Lot of damned if you do damned if you don't. I thought Destiny really went out of it's way to make everything as neutral and lifeless as possible but she still found something wrong with it. Go figure.

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

Well I wasn't expecting that voice from this man; but then he does remind me somewhat of Alan Carr which is... distracting.

More importantly, what kind of dirt does Amber have on Kanye??

Where does "Holocaust-surviving nun" fall on this list?

Don't get me wrong - very cool gossip, if true - just think she can do far better.

Anybody else think Harry's a little "frat boy" for Emma?

I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.