Yeah. Everyone is extremely hot so I'm going to see this. Sorry for helping sex sell.

Dear this man,

Oh, he’s homophobic too? Yep, that bothers just as much. Thanks for sharing.

Kinda bummed that Azealia is starring cuz of all the negative homophobic shit she says. I imagined KeKe Palmer instead.

Huh. But aren’t Nicki & Blac Chyna friends? Nicki has mentioned her in her songs. Also, equally weird, Kim K & Blac Chyna used to be good friends! Wish I could’ve been the fly on the wall when Kylie told Kim that she was fucking Tyga. You know Kim needed clarification that she didn’t mean an actual Tiger.

Dammit! Prosecco was my backup after all the water dried up here in Cali.

Shining Girls was great about 70% in but it’s ending did not satisfy at all.

Husband & I were driving thru Echo Park a few weekends ago. At a green light at a really dangerous intersection Sia herself jay walks across full oncoming traffic. She looked delighted by it because, Sia. But my husband looks up at her and says to me, “well she looks like she’s done buckets of heroine.” Mind you, my…

You are killing it today, brava!

Damn. The plastic surgery makes me sad in my heart center.

My $500 wedding dress was BHLDN! I almost cried at Nordstrom’s $2,000 + dresses and just the whole Bridal Industrial Complex in general...but BHLDN helped a bitch out in a big way.

I had to drop off a DVD at his West LA home recently. Dude had these large military-like trucks parked in front of his house. It doesn't surprise me he's almost killed children. He's the fucking worst.

And that man was Bradley Cooper! I SO would've believed that.

He once cut me in line to get his parking validated and said something along the lines of IM BOB SAGET GET OUT OF MY WAY. I know people w similar stories. He's a known douchebucket.

I’m amazed by his ability to feign unthreatening humbleness, while the same time being a totally entitled predator-douche.

Oye! Even when they sing they mumble! Pull your onesie up! Get off my lawn, too!

Letterman represents the last remnants of the unapologetic misogyny of the Johnny Carson era. Good fucking riddance!

YES!!!! I was so sad after her Daily Show sign off but this makes up for that times a gazillion!!

Mirielle is the greatest. I spent a year on a film that was THE FUCKING WORST THING TO EVER EXIST but she was in it and was the only good thing about it. She doesn’t know it, but watching her scenes was the only thing that kept me from blowing my fucking head off. I don’t work in film anymore.

I like the song, video, and Brit with Iggy. The F is happening?